netflix is such a jerk
netflix is such a jerk
The Eames House from the meadow.
Elephant at the Eames House
OH MY FUCKING GOD. I WISH BART WAS REALLY LIKE THIS!
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The Neverending Story 2011
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Artwork by Eric Yahnker for the New York Times.
“I’m getting a library card today”
“Shit. I don’t know this dude at all. What did I DO last night? Ugh, whatever. Who cares? I’m a straight up slut. I gotta get mine.
I just wish he wasn’t still here. I need a cigarette, and some water… and an axe to split open my fucking head. JESUS. Maybe I can sneak past him… Is he awake yet? Shit, he’s really awake. That’s creepy.
What happened to Angela last night? Did I even leave the bar with her? Fuck, she’s probably passed out on someone’s dick in the DJ booth. I’m a shitty friend.
Is this dude going to do something or just stare at my fucking ceiling all day? Oh shit. Oh no. Did I bring home a special needs dude? Is that even legal? I’m probably a fucking sex offender or something. Maybe he’s just high.
I gotta get my shit straightened OUT…. That’s it - I’m getting a library card today.”
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Wikileaks Lair
“Are you going to be in here long? Because I have to use the bathroom, so…. Hm? No, no the lock is broken so it just swings open. It’s easier to just leave it open. That’s what I usually do.
Still not done, huh? You must have eaten a lot. Did you eat a lot? Yesterday maybe?
Well, no, the lock used to work, but then I broke it off with a hammer. Hey, did you read that book I loaned you? The one on past lives? You’ve had it a long time now. Slow reader too, huh?
It’s funny - I actually eat my poop. I do, I do…. First time around - second time it comes out it’s no good to me. Does that bother you? It’s just a natural thing about rabbits. The way you’re pooping doesn’t bother me. Although it would be good if you hurried it up a little, because boy, I am ready to poop.
OK, I am going to do some exercises to try to keep it in — whoops, no there we go. Right out on the floor. Can’t blame me, you know? Oh well… waste not want not!. Mmmm, you can still taste the timothy hay. Mmmm, yeah, mmm… so anyway, that book is really good. I hope you’ve at least started it— whoah! Did I eat a penny? Jesus, I almost lost a tooth there. Look - look in here - did I chip a tooth? In the back? Just look in my mouth.
Oh, excuse me. I didn’t mean to offend you by asking you to make sure I didn’t injure myself whilst chewing on my poop. Wow. What a houseguest you are.”
(Source: nastycute)
